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DISCLAIMER:Hey there! Old people, politicians, worried parents, and morons! I'm not really making a dangerous cult, ready to take over the world, kill non-believers, and chant stupidly or anything, it's just a wee bit of a jape, so like, don't sue me or anything please? And don't hire people to kill me, and don't report me to the media or anything, cos they'd see it all in the way it's not meant to be seen and everyone will hate me and they'll put me in jail and stuff. And that wouldn't be nice. The cult of Bob is a joke, ok? Thankyou! Of course, I could be lying, and this disclaimer could just be here to keep the police off my back. But I wouldn't lie to you like that, would I? Ha ha haa, as if i'd really be that sneaky!


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