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Session Start: Wed Oct 08 18:59:09 1997
Jarvis> hi, I like cheese too :)
Jarvis> what's your favourite?
Jarvis> are you there?
BuSyGizZy> i am busy
BuSyGizZy> hense, the busy name
Jarvis> I am gizzy
Jarvis> hense the name
Jarvis> heheh well kind of
Jarvis> what are you busy doing then?
BuSyGizZy> are you mad?
Jarvis> I don't know...
BuSyGizZy> moo
Jarvis> would that be good or bad?
Jarvis> hehehe are you human?
BuSyGizZy> hamsters will consume you in flames little one
Jarvis> too late, they already did
Jarvis> :)
GizZarD> and of course i'm not a human
GizZarD> i'm a gizzard
GizZarD> what a daft question
Jarvis> what is your name, presumably Gizzard's do have names :)
GizZarD> my name is Gizz, the Gizzard
GizZarD> did it hurt?
Jarvis> and would gizz be m or f?
Jarvis> did what hurt?
GizZarD> being consumed in flames
Jarvis> very fun yes
Jarvis> are you male or female?
Jarvis> or alien?
GizZarD> no, no, i asked if it hurt
GizZarD> not if it was fun
Jarvis> it didn't hurt no
GizZarD> duh
Jarvis> I have balls of steel
GizZarD> thats odd
GizZarD> it would hurt me
GizZarD> you must be big and tough and macho
GizZarD> macho macho maaaaaan
Jarvis> oh very
GizZarD> i wanna be a macho maaaan
Jarvis> hehehe
Jarvis> are you male or female?
GizZarD> yes
Jarvis> no
Jarvis> what is this? word association?
Jarvis> you don't even know whether you are male or female?
GizZarD> of course i do
Jarvis> boy you are in trouble!!!
Jarvis> so which#acorn TRK_ H@ [email protected] (0 The Ribena Kid:-
http://www.zelda.demon.co.uk/trk/)
GizZarD> are you odd, boy?
Jarvis> so which?
GizZarD> which what?
Jarvis> have you ever thought of having a brain transplant?
GizZarD> yes
GizZarD> lots of times
Jarvis> I didn't bother
GizZarD> i get them from my pet leper
GizZarD> they taste nice
Jarvis> just had it removed
Jarvis> I'm sure they do
GizZarD> you people that try to be odd when you're not are funny
Jarvis> which sex?
GizZarD> i like you
GizZarD> you're my friend
Jarvis> I am?
Jarvis> ok, thanks :)
Jarvis> I don't try to be odd though
Jarvis> I am odd
Jarvis> so I'm told
Jarvis> I don't think so though
Jarvis> what is your pet leper called?
Jarvis> and where did you get it?
Jarvis> I want one
Jarvis> hello?
GizZarD> the street, you fool
GizZarD> you cant buy lepers
GizZarD> duh
Jarvis> are you there?
Jarvis> can I buy yours?
Jarvis> what do you do with your leper?
GizZarD> i eat its brain
GizZarD> you're my friend
Jarvis> and then what do you do with what is left?
Jarvis> if I'm your friend, do I therefore get to play with your leper?
Jarvis> you're my friend too
GizZarD> that sounds a bit perverse
GizZarD> i dont think i like you anymore
GizZarD> friend
Jarvis> hehehe awwwwww
Jarvis> I didn't mean it to be perverse
Jarvis> sorry
Jarvis> forgive me?
GizZarD> you're a filthy pervert
GizZarD> go away!
GizZarD> i'll call the irc cops on you
GizZarD> freak!
GizZarD> odd ball!
Jarvis> oi!
GizZarD> help!
GizZarD> help!
GizZarD> help!
Jarvis> I'm your friend
Jarvis> !!
GizZarD> no you're not!
GizZarD> you're a filthy degenerate!
Jarvis> why do you say that?
GizZarD> help!
GizZarD> help!
GizZarD> i'll scream
Jarvis> heheh don't do that
Jarvis> here, you can eat my brain
Jarvis> ok?
Jarvis> what more can I do?
GizZarD> i dont want it
GizZarD> it smells
GizZarD> go away
Jarvis> I can't believe this
Jarvis> I'll go then
GizZarD> good
Jarvis> sorry to have intruded
GizZarD> lunatic
Jarvis> bye
GizZarD> help help help help
GizZarD> hee hee hee :)
Jarvis> if you want me to go then don't you think you should stop talking to me?
Jarvis> hehehe
Jarvis> what is your name?
Jarvis> I mean you must be able to tell me that at least....
GizZarD> my name is rudolph
GizZarD> NOW PISS OFF!
Jarvis> what are you? a member of the secret service?
Jarvis> you are getting very angry
Jarvis> people from the planet uggg don't usually get so angry
GizZarD> you're not clever, not wacky, and not funny, just a big stinky mong boy, now please leave me alone
Session Close: Wed Oct 08 19:26:37 1997
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