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Hurrah! Once more, welcome to my guestbook! This is the third incarnation, and hopefully this one is going to work! I know you've probably signed the old one that imploded itself, but PLEEEEASE sign my new one! PLEEEEEEEEASE?

Baileigh / TTSpiceTT ( 18/12/97 )
Comments Brilliant fonts, pages, colours, pictures and cheese; i love it all. An overall Brilliantly Wicked web site!! I guess i should consider myself privileged i was the last on ya last guestbook and the first on this one : )) WELL as always stay smiling and take care, see ya in the lounge (PS. i'll expect �50 in the post for this please : )) )

The Mighty indestructable Plaff ( 18/12/97 )
From Holland(countryofcheese)
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Comments WoW. a world has opened for me. great page. cows are great. you cant put too much cows in your page. and as a bonus. cows make cheese ! (i know, they make milk and bla.bla.. but it started with the cow) its hard to choose where to go first.. arachne's page or yours.. guess its a tie

gizfriend ( 19/12/97 )
From nott'n'nm,inggyland
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Comments new guestieboook! with cool purplie backdrop! i like! the demon still scares me though... scaaaareee.... brrrrr.... MORE waffle, MORE i tell you an' less with the plungers arachne's STILL got a better counter though.. :o) ta ta for now

Rich Bradshaw ( 20/12/97 )
From Warrington
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HomePageRich's Homepage
Comments Acorn RiscPCs, beer, more beer, Metallica, other heavy metal, Machine Head, Therapy?, lots lots lots more.

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ( 23/12/97 )
From goodquestion
Comments allo babesicles!!!!!! nice background thing, I might pinch it. Nice guestbook on the whole. My parents have a weird keyboard. You'd probably like it though. Uuuuuuuuh yup. I'm offski, can't remember why I came here in the first place Bye. Love you :) Awwwwwwwww

May and nina ( 31/12/97 )
From norway
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Comments hello...we kept our promise so you better keep yours....love from m

Sueeeeeeeeeyyyyyy ( 5/1/98 )
From Somewhere
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Comments Well this one is not gonna be as good as the one in the last guestie book but that was cause i was drunk back then! thought i'd sign anyway! you never know may sign it again if i'm in that same drunken state once more, which more than likely prob will be at some stage in my life! hey that was quite a good piece of waffling there if i do say so myself! Well i'm going now! Byyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeee

Kady ( 5/1/98 )
From Whoknows
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Comments Of course i'm impressed cause you never cease to amaze me...hugs hon, I love it.....

Danny Martin ( 5/1/98 )
From Australia
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HomePageDANNY MARTIN ENTERTAINMENT
Comments i dont know, do i look intellegent or something :P im a wh33|barr

yup, I've got one of those. ( 6/1/98 )
From Here
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HomePageTis mine, all my own work
Comments Cheese is pleasant. Fudge is better. Jaffa cakes are essential. They are cakes, here me ? Duke with Mooses, ok? Merv has fleas and other infestations.

gizmate ( 7/1/98 )
From look,itol'youalready
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Comments lookie! that last one was from john. i KNOW who you are. you can't fool me. you and your jaffa cake lies. dammit man they're biscuits, anyone will tell you. orangey biscuits. cakes have many layers. to anyone who doesn't get it - DO THE QUESTIONNAIRE. but don't come crying to me for psychiatric help afterwards. byeeee.

gizpal ( 7/1/98 )
From notagain!go'way
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Comments fudge IS nice. try some today!

Poss ( 7/1/98 )
From Georgia,USA
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HomePagePoss Place
Comments Hey, like your site man. the graphics are prtty cool looking. Poss

windsong ( 7/1/98 )
From USA
Comments I have to admit it Gizz.. hehe.. I'm impressed.. I guess your constant "nagging" to visit your page was worth listening to afterall ;P Great colors.. (especially in your hair) hehehe.. and yeah.. you wrote a lot about yourself.. but ONLY in the most entertaining way, of course ;P Anyway.. looks great.. enjoy your cheese.. and I'll see you in the lounge ;)

Chris Powerhous Duffield ( 7/1/98 )
From SunnyBlackpool
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Comments The clever combination of cheese, color, and clear conscise lines, makes for a rather pleasent experience to the eye, often visually stimulating and yet sometimes mentally disturbing. Links are well organised and structured, though i found links to the index few and far between. Scanned images were of poor quality.... the subjects hair colour was often distorted in a fasion that no normal living human being could ever colour their hair, and made for dissapointing veiwing all round. Puctuation was good although there were any occasions where the grammar went off at tangents. Barry norman eat your heart out! merv your page is funky... i haven't seen it all yet but what i have seen is fantaaaaaastic matey! i will stop now cos your head will get way too big... last time i signed this guesbook thingy i wrote things bout the sexual attraction of sheep... wish i could oblige 2day... but i gotta run! I'll be back!and remember this - cheese is nothing... i repeat NOTHING without branston pickle! and dont you ever dare think otherwise...

arachers maracers (or something......) ( 9/1/98 )
From youknow.......
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HomePageMy Village
Comments GO TO MY PAGE!!!!!!!!!!! FLEE from this godforsaked pit of Gizzardness and run over to my page and sign my guestbook!!! You know it makes sense!!!! I don't have graphics that are annoyingly slow to load up so it can be a short visit if you want, just GOOOO!!!!!! You know you want to!!! The last message on my guestbook is from a weird bloke who should be taunted!! TAUNT HIM!!!!!!!!!! Um, hi babe :) That don't look like you with yer face on the scanner, but I'd lick it anyway (and I did). I don't think I get enough credit on your page for being as wunnerful and cyooot (grrrr) and stuffs as I am, but what the hey, I'll survive I guess *gothy sniff* heehee, speek soon babe, love ya MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh yeah and yer guestbook was hard to read because my browser didnt load up the background so it was bright green on grey - icky :(

Gizz ( 9/1/98 )
From isitincomputerrooms.ThatiswhereIdwell,inmyturkeyofcourse.SometimesIescapeandrunaroundinthefreshair,butitmakesmemanic,andIhaveterribleurgestoscalpchildren.
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Comments Well arachers, you obviously have a poop browser! My guestbook is lovely, and so far only one person has said it hasn't worked, so that's fab! I am happy. My page is all working and people actually like it and stuff. Glee! Folks, ignore Powerhous' comment, branston pickle is the devil's work. Beelzebub himself poo's branston pickle from between his hot red buttocks! I like my keyboard, it smells of sweaty fingers. *slurp*

Peter Hodge ( 9/1/98 )
From Oxford
Comments I like eating cheese tooooooooooo!

Oooh, I'm about eXPLOde.... ( 12/1/98 )
From ifitaintacakethenI'mastrawberryFooL
Comments Not a cAKE?? NoT a BLOODY cakE? How many layers does one of 'em have, hmm? Chocolate and an orangey bit and what else, hmm? FOOL! EEJIT! dieDIEdie!

BLUETACKAGE ( 12/1/98 )
Comments Ahem. Cheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLECheese and PICKLE Is pleasant. goodbye.

Mr.Muscle ( 12/1/98 )
From [email protected]
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Comments [email protected] Jaffas do not contain cheese. If they did, then Jaffas and pickle would go together. Hmmm...jaffas and pickle.... Duke with Nay Mooses. Mervs Fleas Bite. Nasty Fleas.

gizchum ( 12/1/98 )
From idOn'TknOwaNyMorE
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Comments heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp. helphelp. i'm being framed. the last entry. 'twas not me. it was an imposter. HE knows who he is. cheese and jaffa cakes, i ask you. you need a least three layers for a cake anyway. biscuits i tell you. like i said in aracher's guestie book thing - if they were cakes they'd be called jaffa BISCUITS wouldn't they. stands to reason. so there.

george ( 12/1/98 )
From NexttoMrMauveDragooon
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Comments PAH! How Dare you, you ignorant, small horned Freak! Three layers! THREE! I suggest you take a BITE! (Jaffa, not a cow. They Kick) Wait till I get you at MEgAzone...I'm gonna shooot you I am.

Gizz ( 13/1/98 )
From Theplacethatsmellsbad
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HomePageMOO MOO MOO YELP?
Comments Shut your face, you two, or I'll give you a right good slapping, so I will. And now my page is graffiti'd with pickles. It smells. Pooooh.

Adam ( 13/1/98 )
From Cuba
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Comments Free chesse for all! Well hoorah! by jimminey this is like an RSPCA cheese shelter, where the bree mates with the cheddar and has lovely mongrel pups which are put down ruthlessly after 7 days...bastards...and to think i nearly had cheese on toast for tea...well never again! Open a cheese zoo! save the cheeses

Scrappy ( 15/1/98 )
From SussexUK
Comments theories about things.....things that look like things are often more like things than things. The tide is moved by lorries

ERNEST GODDARD ( 15/1/98 )
From WHEREEVERIGODDAMNCHOOSEMONKEYBOY
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Comments HADDOCK ,BOTSWANA, FREEDOM FOR THE AVERAGE HAMSTER, AND A FAIR DEAL FOR THE BUM MONKEYS OF DOOM....... I WANT THE NEXT HEAD OF THE EC COMMISSION TO BE A HADDOCK NOT EEL (MR BLAIR)

IAMTHECAKEDEMONOF HELLFIRE.........MR GODDARD TO YOU! ( 15/1/98 )
From CAKEHELLLEPERFACE
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Comments JAFFA CAKES ARE NOT CAKES AND THEY ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT BICCIES!!! HAVE YOU EVER NOTICE THE ORANGEY BIT LOOKS SUSPICIUOSLY LIKE TREATED NUCLEAR WASTE JAFFA CAKES ARE THE DEVILS WORK AND SHOULD BE CONSIGNED TO THE SEVENTH HELL OF SKEGNESS ALONG WITH AQUA AND THE SMURFS,,,,, I DONT TRUST THEM LITTLE BLUE PEOPLE ..... THEY ARE UP TO SOMETHING!!! PS ..NICE PURPLE COLOUR THINGY!

Crystal ( 16/1/98 )
From earth(Canada)
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Comments Well Merv seeing as Iam not a european the concept of Jaffa Cakes and Teletubbies escapes me. However, I do have an obsession with my pet fish Suchard. He turned green yesterday and his 1 eye is bulging purple. Kinda scary but he's mine. He's going through an identity crisis right now where he likes to wear black lipstick and listen to Marilyn Manson. Who knew? Anywayssssss, love the page. After all your nagging I finally made it (only took like what 3 months or so???). You did an excellent job but I really must get a piccy of me right side up for you.... the upside down one makes me look like a bat without wings!!! *hugs* Good Job oh Cheesy Ruler of All Things Abnormal and Evil. Your Faithful Predecesor, Crystal

Smiley the Smiling One ( 16/1/98 )
From TheplanetPhweeble,threegalaxys,thirteenthousandlightyearsandfourteenmillimetresfromEarth.I'mhereonholiday,andImustsayitsatrulydelightfulplace.
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Comments Merv, your web pages are cool and funky, they make me very happy, and I like to be happy coz then I smile and then I live up to my name. Jaffa cakes rule, I don't care if they are biccies or cakes, it doesn't matter, coz they are luvvly. So there. Cheese is yummy in all forms except the blue mouldy stuff, and it can be enjoyed in many different ways, except with pickle, which is orrible and totally ruins the texture and bouquet of the cheese. I like cheese, cheese is my friend. Cows are mighty, because they say moo and they know what that means, and they eat green grass and make white milk which makes yellow or orange or red cheese, and thats clever. Now I shall vamoose home and do some work and eat cheese and jaffa cakes and drink orange juice and listen to some loud music, and then I shall return to this place. Keep smiling :)

dragonlady ( 16/1/98 )
From alittleleftofsanity...otherwiseknownasqueenslandaustralia
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HomePagethe lair
Comments see the dragon came even though she was 99% asleep :))))) ohhhhhhh all that cheese so early in the morning.

a rack knee ( 16/1/98 )
From between here and there
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HomePagedunno, I'm planning on changing it, but go anyway, it doesn't need a good name ;)
Comments Just to butt into this jaffa cake thing that's prolly already over - what the orangey bit does it matter??? They taste nice, so eat them, don't discuss what they are, just be thankful that they are. Gizz, you've turned me into a frikkin pacifist,ya frikkin frikker!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonnae kill ya!!!! or words to that effect.

Gizzard ( 17/1/98 )
From not saying
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Comments stop nagging, woman.

sam the woman ( 20/1/98 )
From state of stupity
Comments why do i do this/

I'm going to kill Pete ( 22/1/98 )
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Comments You're not like the rest of us are you! You brain don't work on a lateral plain does it eh! To tell you the truth I think the cheese and cows have taken over you. However, a damn fine home page very impressive

Fingol ( 23/1/98 )
From Sweden calling!
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Comments Hehe kewl HP, totally unreadable.=O)

Reb ( 23/1/98 )
From Lahhndun, innit
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Comments Jaffa cakes eh? 45 calories each, bargain!

brandy. ( 23/1/98 )
From no, ack! paranoia!! i dunno all this stuff!!
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HomePageBrowse Through Da Cabinet A Bit
Comments Yes, Yes, I know, It's my policy never to sign a guestbook that has more entries than mine does...but...what the hell! I'm a hypocrite anywayz! Gawd, I can't type today. This keyboard sucks much. Hmm...ummm...i'd...talk and such...but that would require me to *Think*...and that's waaaaaaay too much of a obscure and impossible request...anywayz...dis's really a sooper-dooper trippy page...i might jes give you an award...but, see...i'm careful about giving awards out, now...why? i dunno...it jes seems like a good thing to be, careful, and paranoid, and hypocritical...wouldn't you think? I would think so, too, if I could think in the first place. And...Anywayz!! I'm gonna disappear...and go check my internet mail...cos i'm *bored as a piece of wood*...well, that's a lie, i never get bored, only BORING people get BORED...but i invented that metaphor, and i'm oh-so proud of it, so I'm gonna use it excessively and jes as narcissicly as am I...well now I'm reeeeeally gonna go...no, really! ...i am...stop looking at me in dat evah-so unbelieving way!!!!!

yup ( 28/1/98 )
From yup
Comments look! no-one's added anything for a good four days. its just not good enough is it?

Not phillipe ( 28/1/98 )
From The large pancake in behind Georges house
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Comments Phillip has particularly large nipples. He keeps showing them to Melvyn. Melvyn enjoys it, he does.

Cheese ( 28/1/98 )
Comments I've got the runs

Debbie Anne ( 28/1/98 )
From Washington USA
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HomePageThe Family Tree
Comments I came to visit after our interesting discussion on the boards and I have filled out your guestionaire (self defense-you threatened) and I am not signing your guest book because I am a considerate visitor. :) But I have to admit I had fun. So come and visit sometime and sign my guestbook too (please). As for adding your link to my page, I think I just might do that with the new pages I am creating. Would you like to be included in my living room?

rudeboy0 ( 30/1/98 )
From tallahassee, FL
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HomePagerudeboy0's Page of Skankiness
Comments Fascinatingly cheese-like. Why don't i have the creative potential to make such a page? I am awed...

arachne ( 31/1/98 )
From home
HomePagenot entirely sure
Comments Hon, I'll see ya Sat, not Fri, sozz :( there be mail heading yer way...... love ya (awwwww) meeeeeeeeeee

A strange blokey type person who knows gizz ( 1/2/98 )
From a house just up the road from uni
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Comments Hmm, i think that you have managed to succede, and promote a new guestbook which is even more mental than the last one. well done my friend *8-

Debbie ( 6/2/98 )
From Georgia (trapped!)
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Comments This is the first guest book I've signed. I had fun checking out your page!

Jen or Nic or Chieffers ( 11/2/98 )
From yur mom... na, not really, just springpatch il... woo-hoo!
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Comments this page is so freakin' strange I just wanna gag myself with a spatula... uhhh... so yeah... keep up the good work and whatnot. bye now

if you don't know me by now......... ( 11/2/98 )
From Scooooooooooooooooooortland
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HomePageThe Village (partial adventure game)
Comments I just want to say that yer brill Gizz, proud to be advertisng my page on yours ;)

Jez Ya Ole Uni M8 ( 12/2/98 )
From Earth alegidly
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Comments Well me ole purply m8, what a page, its more, how can i put this, colorful than i expected. Good'un keep it up

Skinny boy ( 17/2/98 )
From sod off
Comments Jez....friend... They are cakes, yes?

Debbie Anne ( 19/2/98 )
From Washington
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HomePagethe Family Tree
Comments OK, I am here to sign again. (I think again-didn't I sign the other one?) Well I will do so again. Since you so nicely visited and left your signature on mine:) I still like your pages but I am not going to fill in that guestionaire again. Took me weeks to get over it the last time...OK, just give me a little more recovery time. I have decided to put the frog page back up on my new pages. Seems to have been a favorite of alot of people so due to popular demand...just not sure when yet. But it will be there someday:) Did I say Thank You? Well, Thank you for visiting me and signing my working book. Debbie Anne

YUM ( 22/2/98 )
From THe wonderful World of YUM
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Comments hey know wot? i remember when i was #101 *sigh * now..im just #966...BUT i am in banananananas..sos its all good rite eh? EH? let the cheese rule supreme, place it on a pedastool..all bow down to cheeeeeese! i digs the changes yo!

concerned ( 28/2/98 )
From same as you
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Comments Dew,dew!! Good job the mog is studying councilling, eh? No doubt save you loads of money later. Well your techno nerd sister is on the internet and surfing. E-mail me and giv us your no. as the old folks forgot to ask for it.

The old mog ( 28/2/98 )
From definitely not the same planet as you
Comments If I ever knew someone like you, I would bury my head in a cheese souffle. (good job she doesn't know how to make one then - Shaz)

Debbie Anne ( 5/3/98 )
From Washington USA
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HomePageThe Family Tree
Comments Just me stopping by again. I just can't seem to get passed that plea for signings. And the next stop is that strange guestionaire you have. but wanted to do this first incase I get lost in there somewhere. then you will know I am in there and can send the rescue squad. Debbie

Poss ( 6/3/98 )
From obviously somewhere else if you gotta ask
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HomePagePoss Place
Occupationyes
Comments Like the page and the Questionaire..need more questions like the plunger ones with a space to put in own answers. (thats what I think and yea shoulda said it in the questionaire but someone would have to have a LOT of free time to actually site there and read what i have to say....oops sorry) Later Poss

Lady Kythera Ann ( 14/3/98 )
From beautiful redwoods of California
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HomePageCrystal Gloud Graphics
OccupationTeacher/Minister/Graphic firm owner/FC Minister coordinator/Grandmother/wife/friend/life
Comments Some fun graphics and creative pages.., thank you for helping out FC!

Claytor ( 15/3/98 )
From The firery depths of this hell we call a life
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HomePageDarth Claytor
OccupationCommmander-in-Chief of Camels Inc.
Comments Your right, cheese is pretty cool...nice site banana's good too...City Pubs RULE...hail to the king, baby... Claytor

Lucia ( 17/3/98 )
From Missouri
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Comments How old are you and are you always this strange?

it's me again!! ( 19/3/98 )
From here!!!
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Occupationmmmm at the mo drunk person
Comments well at the mo there is only one thing i would like to talk/think about but that subject matter i think is not a good discussion point for your guestie book!! it's more for the drunken kind of state we are in now! and i can't believe we are in here now at 10 to 12 even thinking about anything!! byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee p.s fish and bras and lepers!!

Cath ( 22/3/98 )
From Sydney, Australia
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Occupationstudent
Comments forensic science,... ...... i really like your graphics:) can you do some for me:)!! haha!!!

MsHecubus & Big Dill ( 24/3/98 )
From New Jersey
Comments Nifty page you got yourself here. Huzzah for cheese !

Pickle Merchant ( 26/3/98 )
From an obscene part of the male anatomy
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OccupationPickle Merchant
Comments My elongated proboscis would like to smell Gizzard'a leper! My taste in food is exquisite! Where might I purchase a leper?

Jon Cumby ( 28/3/98 )
From Zimbabwe
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OccupationTruck driver
Comments Sir (or Madame), I think that you have got a serious problem. You are quite mad, but I also think that you are somewhat humorous. When was the last time you had a CAT scan?

lou ( 28/3/98 )
From barf (that's 'bath' to the rest of us)
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Comments i finally made it to merv's homepage(not before my ears fell off from him nagging me about it...) cheese is good but i onlt eat it occassionally 'cos i have to watch my weight - it's okay for you guys, grrr) mature cheddar is best, but i avoid anything remotely green - weirdest cheese i've ever tried was white stilton with apricots ('cos i didn't have to buy it myself!) jaffa cakes are CAKES, CAKES, CAKES!!!!!!! d' ya hear me????? - i don't care what you say si, you know that i can always outargue you :o) oh, what a load of *@~# i've just written...

Mr Fun ( 30/3/98 )
From Sweden
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HomePageFun Paradise
Occupation...........................................
Comments Loved your pages mate!!!

The Doctor ( 31/3/98 )
From Lancashire ('tis nice up there, y'know!)
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OccupationStudent and medical nightmare.
Comments Well, Well, Well... So this is your little spot on the web, hmm? I see that nobody here knows you as Mr.Rabid, only as 'Gizzard'... shame. For the information of all guestbook-folk, myself and the 'Gizz' go way back in our surgical (and legal-practice) exploits. By the way, has Miss-sing-my-marbles arrived here yet? Apart from all that, nice to see that the level of sanity that was so prevelant in 'The Surgery' (My old conference, where Gizz was the resident shrink) will continue to live on here. Hello to all you people who I don't know... need any surgery?

PowerFailure ( 4/4/98 )
From Selly Oak Hospital
OccupationProfessional Student
Comments Hello Merv!!!

James Ballardie ( 4/4/98 )
From Manchester (UK)
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HomePageWhat's Going On In James' Brain???
OccupationStudent (Layabout)
Comments Playing video games, hogging the internet, filling out sad things like this.

Shazmo ( 5/4/98 )
From Korea
OccupationGizzards sis
Comments hmmn. Give me kimchi not cheese. Leave me alone. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !

Fat Man with a Bollock ( 8/4/98 )
From A dark and sweaty area
OccupationTo eat and find My missing testicle
Comments Please! I need to have a bath. The sweat in my belly button is starting to smell, HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP MMMEEE!

POEY THE PLOP ( 8/4/98 )
From YOUR TOILET
OccupationTO CREAT SMELLS & TO RESIST BEING FLUSHED
Comments I'm going to make your toilet pong

terigaby ( 13/4/98 )
From Pubs of course...where else?????
Email [email protected]
HomePageLove...it can happen on the net
OccupationSelf employed
Comments Love...looking t really good homepages like this one...and just having good fun at FC!

The Almighty Bob (female) ( 21/4/98 )
From Misery (aka Missouri)
Occupationprofessional sleeper (aka student)
Comments Jaffa cakes are cakes, you hear me!!! Otherwise they'd be called jaffa bicuits, but they aren't, are they? Hence the name--JAFFA CAKES!!! Anyways, thought I'd let you know that the U.S. is being invaded by teletubbies and that my new mission in liff is to destroy them all! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

The Almighty Bob (female) ( 21/4/98 )
From Misery (aka Missouri)
Occupationprofessional sleeper (aka student)
Comments Jaffa cakes are cakes, you hear me!!! Otherwise they'd be called jaffa bicuits, but they aren't, are they? Hence the name--JAFFA CAKES!!! Anyways, thought I'd let you know that the U.S. is being invaded by teletubbies and that my new mission in liff is to destroy them all! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Searcher ( 21/4/98 )
From UK
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Comments nice page gizzy boy heheh check you out on IRC

Jam ( 21/4/98 )
From Taffy Land
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OccupationSlacker
Comments Are you happy now? It is signed, and I enjoyed signing it, it has been, without a doubt the most exiting thing I have ever done, it certainly knocks the spots off the self mutilation/wall demolition/attention seeking type of thing.

Spurty ( 22/4/98 )
From Spurticus
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OccupationStudent - Very lazy student!
Comments Beating Merv at Carmageddon, Beating Merv at Starcraft, Beating Merv at Quake, Beating Merv at Quake 2, Beating Merv at Age of Empires, Beating Merv at MegaZone!

BigDog ( 23/4/98 )
From My Mummy's Tummy
OccupationMad Dog and part time human impersonator
Comments Bones, stinks, postpersons legs, lamp posts, trees, food, more food, food again, chewing, howling at the moon, delivering my mistresses mail in wet sticky chewed up piles.... anyway, YES!, I have read all of this site including the frontsplitingly funny scrolly thingie...keep up the (slightly below average) work (lol - i can say that now i got a brain, honest...i have, bought it from a man in a pub....told Mrs Dog "i'm off to see a man about a brain"). Anyway, erm, nuthin

Naomi ( 26/4/98 )
From UK, Hastings
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Occupationstudent / book keeper!
Comments drink, drugs, sex ohh and plungers couldn't like with out them, oh and how could i miss out my rubber duckie!!!

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