The Cinema
The Cinema
Welcome to my cinema! Surprise surprise, it's not very interesting! Yippee! We only have one showing here, and it's quite short and boring, and just goes round and round, but hey, at least I'm not making you pay for it or anything, and it's something to do when you're bored :o)
The film is called "The hypnotic cat who steals the man's sandwich" and stars:
A hypnotic cat!
A Bloke!
A sandwich!
And - A book! Starring as: a book!
So, without further ado, here it is! Enjoy, and if you spill popcorn into the bit's of your keyboard, it's not my fault, and you're stupid.
My eyes are still working, and i'm going back for more of your excessively mundane idea of entertainment, Gizz!