Merv1 (the first story, cunningly)
Choose one of the thrilling, captivating, and ludicrously exciting stories below! (If you're clever, you'll choose number 1, 'cos they're in order)
Merv1 (the first story, cunningly)
Merv2 (can you guess? That'll be the second one)
Merv4 (I'm going to stop insulting your intelligence now)
Merv5 (the fifth story, fool!)
Feedback from the stories - hear what an alien, a demon, oscar the grouch, tigger, Mel B, and other peeps have to say about the stories....
The option you don't wanna choose that takes you back to menu page
DISCLAIMER AND OTHER STUFF:Right, I don't know how to get a copyright symbol here, but by god, these stories are as copyrighted as they come. Pet leper - MINE, Teapot dwelling minaiture donkeys - DOUBLE MINE. All the other characters - MINE MINE MINE. Any copyright breach will be punishable by death in any country accessable by air travel. Gizzard accepts no responsibility for side effects from viewing this page, and headaches, nausea, blindness, hallucinating, nightmares, leper obsessions aren't my fault. Don't sue me, i'm funny.
Don't do eeet! The little green blob is getting angry. You don't wanna angry the little green blob man. He might explode on your screen and it'll look like you're accessing a page to do with mushy peas and the police will come and beat you with their truncheons for being so odd, they will.
